Who is FNORD3AM?

Hi I am FNORD3AM

I draw, I paint and I eat crayons.

A million years ago I did a degree in colouring in but now have a 9-5 job where i pretend to be normal.

Even after a lifetime of being alive I still have no idea who i am, so here is some soundbites from people I know

"Obviously autistic"

“potentially dropped headfirst at birth”

“Suffers from an overinflated sense of righteousness”